Jets Sign Kyle Wellwood

Standard Spin: "Insert fat joke here." Though unconfirmed, multiple sources have reported that the Jets have signed Kyle Wellwood to a one year $700,000 contract. He would add some offensive depth to the Jets' forward charge, but we don't expect he'd play a major role. He could rack up 30-40 points in basic leagues, but he's useless to roto owners since he hits the ice with the physical intensity of a pillow fight. (Sep.9)